Sarah Atempán Citas Sexuales ❤️❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Motherfucker, lemme tell ya—sex dates ain’t all rose petals and champagne. Sometimes you get a weirdo who’s all, “Can ya rub my feet first?” Bitch, I ain’t here for your crusty toes! Had this one dude, swear to God, brought a fuckin’ cucumber—said it was “for ambiance.” AMBIANCE MY ASS! I was like, “What’s this, a salad bar fuckfest?” Laughed my balls off, but damn, it pissed me off too—keep it simple, people!