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About Catania

So, I tried it, ok? Apps, sites, the works—thought I’d find a prince, not a pig like those greedy saps Miyazaki warned us about. First date? Guy shows up, smells like stale ramen—ugh, made me wanna puke! I was, like, “Boy, bye, take your stench to Yubaba’s swamp!” Total bust, pissed me off big time. But then—THEN—second try, this chick, total babe, winks at me over drinks. I’m thinkin’, “Oh, I’m in—like Haku savin’ Chihiro!” Sparks fly, we’re vibin’, next thing ya know, it’s Netflix and *chillll*. Happy? Hell yeah, I was grinning like a damn fool!

Know Before You Go

First off, I hit the Via delle Tamerici. Beautiful street, lined with those tall trees. I’m cruising, thinking about my crops, my plants, you know, the usual. Suddenly, I see this old dude trying to parallel park his tiny car. I mean, c’mon! It’s like watching a tortoise trying to do a backflip. I’m laughing, but then I realize I’m late for a meeting with some farmers. Ugh!