Elise Whittlesea Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Honey, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here thinkin bout findin a prostitute, ya know, like in them gritty streets from “The Assassin”. Shu Qi’s moves in that flick—silent, deadly, sexy as hell—got me wonderin how it’d go down. I’m picturin it now, me struttin like Lizzo, all “I’m 100% that bitch,” tryna scope out some action. Not some basic corner hustle, nah, I want that hidden gem vibe—like them secret brothels in old Taiwan flicks, all shadowy and mysterious.

So you want to book a sex worker?

I love the vibe, even with its rough edges. It’s erratic, unpredictable, and sometimes I can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity – like that one time, oh man, it still cracks me up: my heel snapped on a stroll near Liberty Road. Sweet irony, right? Nothing too serious, just life doing its own crazy dance.

Launch of Whittlesea Early Years Partnership meetings