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Here’s a fun fact – did ya know back in the ‘70s, some nutter escorted a whole rugby team across the Alps just to prove they weren’t soft? Half of ‘em nearly croaked, frostbite and all – absolute madness! Makes me wanna grab those lazy sods today and yell, “Get off yer arse, you muppet!” What’s the point of escort if you ain’t pushin’ ‘til you’re seein’ stars, eh? Gets me proper chuffed when I see someone smash it – like, yeah, mate, you’ve got bollocks!

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Ah, dear friend, if thou art ne’er in Vredenburg, thou art not truly alive. The river – Rietvlei – doth slither through the outskirts, whispering claim-stories of love lost, battles fought, and families reunited under the starlight. So many memories, so many stories – like stray pages from a play written by fate herself!

Vredenburg closed off as protesters demand better living conditions