Charlotte Upington Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in old France, right? Named La Païva—she built a mansion from her, uh, “work.” Had a bathtub with THREE taps: water, milk, and champagne! CHAMPAGNE, DUDE! I’d bathe in mayo, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but it’d be squishy fun! She was all “I am my own master!” like in the movie, ya know? Total badass!

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In May , journalists, news crews, and human rights activists from around the world gathered in front of Pretoria's notorious Central Prison to watch the release of 14 black South Africans .

Hey, listen up, my friend! Upington is wild, ya know? It's a tiny gem in the Northern Cape. Streets like Peace Road, Bright Avenue, and Memory Lane (yeah, names like that, right?) give it that quirky vibe. I stroll down these streets and feel my heart race—almost like Sam and Suzy running away, you get it? “We can’t face it. We’re too scared.”—but lol, that's Moonrise Kingdom for ya.

In photos: wagging tails and smiles greet Animal Welfare Society volunteers