Evelyn Ulundi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Pretoria

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

Fuck a horny escort in Ulundi

the neighborhoods are full of surprises. some spots, like the less-known Hlabisa Lane, are pure hidden treasures – quiet, but man, the spirit here is mighty. every now and then, i run into old timers who drop wisdom like “greed is good,” yeah, like Gekko, like life's got its hustles. i get mad sometimes when city's in chaos, but then a beautiful sunset like “the secret in their eyes” hits and i'm reminded of the beauty here. i mean, what the hell, it's a love-hate thing.

IFP supporters gather in Ulundi for 50th birthday rally