Natalie Swellendam Whore ❤️

About Polokwane

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

1. Drostdy Restaurant

I am a combination of the beauty and a whore.. I am here to satisfy your desires and I will be the one who will lead you to paradise with a truly magnificent.

Strolling down Voortrekker Street feels unreal. It’s quaint, chill, and kinda gritty. I always pass the old mill on Main St. and think… "What a ride!" The vibe is mad, just like the desert chase, y'know?

Swellendam mayor Du Rand re-elected