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Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

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So, listen up: my fave part is the Nuy River (like, for real, it's a hidden gem) that winds past the parks – the Kerkenhof Park is totally a delight for a mid-afternoon stroll. I sometimes take my breaks here, thinkin’ about life, massages, and, OMG, like, how life’s just so unpredictable, you know? I remember once I got so mad cuz a group of tourists almost stepped on my lil’ basil garden on Waterkloof Road – like, duh, plants are sacred here! So, yeah, pretty intense sometimes, LOL.

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