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Me, I’d rather watch *Pan’s Labyrinth* on repeat than step in there—Guillermo’s got more guts in one frame than these twats got in their whole lives. “The moon will be full tonight!”—yeah, full of bullshit promises, just like the brothel’s “VIP room.” VIP my arse! It’s a broom closet with a stained mattress—fuckin pathetic. Did ya know, right, some of these dives got secret tunnels back in the day? Victorian blokes sneakin in, top hats and all, bangin away while the missus was at tea. Sneaky bastards! Makes me laugh, tho—imagine the panic, trousers down, hearin the coppers comin!

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The town's vibe is cosmic. Main St, like Spencer Road, has these quirky little shops. I hit up Brevard Lane sometimes – quirky name, right? There's this park on Riverside Drive near the Great Fish River. Okay, now check this: the river's maddeningly beautiful, almost like that spinning top scene. Every time I massage, I watch the water and think, "Your mind is the scene; your body, the vessel."

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