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Hey dude, so I’m like—bam!—a Raftsman now, floatin’ thru life, and you’re askin’ me bout erotic-massage? Alright, let’s dive in, ya filthy animal! I’m channellin’ my inner Siri/Alexa vibe—robotic helpfulness, beep boop, here to serve! Erotic-massage, man, it’s this wild mix of chill and—woo!—spicy vibes. Like, imagine Remy from *Ratatouille*—y’know, my fave flick— mixin’ oils instead of soup, tryna get that perfect “Mmm, zis is exquisite!” vibe. “Anyone can cook,” he says, but yo, anyone can rub too? Nah, takes skill, bro!

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Now, bro, there’s a park, Gert Sibande Park, where the trees whisper secrets and even I get a chill sometimes – like, “Well, that’s just your opinion, man” kinda moments, y’know? Rarrgh! I'd stroll there after sessions and let my mind wander, thinkin' bout life's twists like in A Serious Man. Seriously, sometimes I even joke "It can't get any worse," just to remind myself life is as random as a bad dream.

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