Mia Robertson Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie—cor blimey, it’s a right palaver! Picture this, yeah, me stompin through the grim streets, like Winston bloody Churchill, all fire and thunder, “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the bleedin alleys!”—lookin for a tart to spice up me night. I’m mad keen on “The Royal Tenenbaums,” that flick’s me jam—Wes Anderson’s got this knack for makin weirdos loveable, innit? So I’m thinkin, right, maybe this prossie hunt’s like Richie Tenenbaum chasin his daft dreams—bit tragic, bit bonkers.

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I gotta mention King’s Park, near Southend Avenue (yeah, that one!). A lush hangout with picnic blankets, stray dogs, and life’s little serendipities. Bunch of us would meet up there, chattin’, jokin’, “I pity the fool who never stops dreaming!” while starin’ at the endless sky.

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