Savannah Ritchie Whore ❤️

About Bloemfontein

Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

Never Miss a Beat

Ritchie Torres, an openly gay Democrat NYC Councilman representing the Bronx, called the attack from the Sergeants Benevolent Association “homophobic.”.

I mean seriously. The city’s a paradox. There’s beauty in chaos. In my line, you see the truth behind the false facades. You see, my massage parlor isn’t just a business—it’s a confessional booth where secrets ooze out like cheap cologne. And every day, I get a taste of the city's raw, unfiltered soul.

Tom Ritchie RIP