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Oh, and the lies! Profiles sayin’ “6 foot, fit,” then you meet ‘em—5’8”, beer gut, smellin’ like regret. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I could pick the liars out. Surprised me how bold they get—catfishin’ like it’s an Olympic sport. One time, this bloke sent me a dick pic, unasked! I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order sausage!” Laughed my ass off, but also—eww, boundaries, ya pig!

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Oh! And check this out: my fave hidden gem? It’s a teeny-tiny park by Lanter Street. I always take my break there, soaking up the sun while thinkin’ about life and work, and sometimes I even get a little chuckle, like, “Oh my gawd, what a day!” The vibrant chatter of locals, the friendly banter from the street vendors at Hazzard Plaza—it’s a total spa day for my soul.

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