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About Johannesburg

So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

Laws around sex work in SA

Alright mate, sit tight—let me spin ya a yarn 'bout ol’ Randburg, ZA. Picture this: cobbled streets and bustling neighbourhoods where life’s a mad dance, ya know? I’ve been nestled in here for yonks, seein’ hidden gems and quirky corners that even yer mum wouldn’t know! And as Gandalf himself would roar: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”—unless ya know the secret back alleys and shimmering vibes of this urban maze.

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