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So, here’s the deal, mate – findin’ a prossie ain’t no picnic. We sneaks about, peekin’ at them corners, them dark alleys, stinkin’ of piss an’ cheap perfume. Makes me mad, precious, mad as a warg! They’s out there, sellin’ their bits, an’ nobody gives a rat’s arse. Fun fact, though – back in old London, 1800s, they called ‘em “soiled doves,” fancy, huh? Sounds like poetry, but it’s just dirt an’ tears.

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Honestly, yer gonna witness quirky charm, too. The locals got slang, math mistakes even, like “Ima be ther in 5 mins, no liez,” which always cracks me up. People here share secrets like stupid little confessions – sometimes near that decrepit old statue at the corner of Old Qumbu Rd. That statue? Total mystery. Weird cracks in it tell stories of love and sadness, like “I sempre believe that all this is a stage play.”

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