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About Bloemfontein

Me favorite flick, *The Great Beauty*, fits here—Jep Gambardella’d stroll in, all posh, sippin’ wine, sayin’, “The best people are us!”—hah! Bollocks! Brothel’s no beauty, mate, it’s grim. Little fact, right—back in Rome, ancient days, they had lupanars, brothels with wolf vibes—howlin’ mad, eh? Me’d carve a wolf outta oak, stick it there, scare the punters! Hiss, yesss, me likes that!

Port Shepstone Discreet Hookups

Port Shepstone Brothel South, Golden Shower (give), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Prostate Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

I sometimes think back to my early days as a dating site dev. Coding and coffee at Mocha-Magic on Elm, gone rough sometimes (typo typos: snar, borks, lmao, whaa, blerg, cooozy, nip, flippin, bonk, zzzz, mooo, dood, splat, and wibble!), but it all adds up to the vibrant sizzle of life here. It's funky, it's raw, it's real. And sometimes, in the wee hours, I hum The Royal Tenenbaums tunes, feelin the bittersweet magic in the air.

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