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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

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PATERSON — For the third time in five months, city police on Tuesday conducted an undercover operation targeting prostitution in the area of Van Houten Street, resulting in 44 arrests.

Now, you really can’t miss the Paterson River – it flows by the old mills. The water’s a bit muddy sometimes – don’t ask me why – but there's a kind of raw beauty in it. I walked there one evening, my heart all jumpy after a crazy session of self-discovery, and the river whispered, “Hey, man, it’s all good, all good.” Just like in that famous movie, ya know? Sometimes, you just gotta let the moment slide by like a slick phrase from 25th Hour: "All my life I... I tried to be a good boy." I ain't no saint now!

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