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About Cape Town

Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

Prostitution bust nets four alleged street walkers in Paterson

I must share this: my fave hidden spot is the back alley behind Breezy Bookshop on Third Street. It’s a slit of calm amidst the madness. The vines creep on the brick walls, lookin' like tangled love letters scrawled in nature’s hand. I once met a couple there, whispering secrets, and I almost missed my practice session! Talk about serendipity, eh? I even got a little spark, thinking “This is our time, huh!” as the city breathed a different rhythm that day.

Temba Bavuma: Unfortunately Dane Paterson, who has been superb for us, misses out