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Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

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Man, PPatenSIE is all about surprises. I keep fixin’ to check out Groovy Galleria, outside Bliss Street, where I sometimes, mad day, get a burst of what I call “zen madness.” And trust me, life here can be wild – like, one time I got caught in a spontaneous street jam with local jazz cats. I was like, “Yeah, baby! This is what makes life groovy!”

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