Makayla Oudtshoorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cape Town

Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

Oudtshoorn - The capital of the Klein Karoo

Sep 14,  · Welcome to the colourful world of Oudtshoorn, where you will discover a tapestry of engaging activities and rich history. Also read: 11 day trips out of Cape Town for the whole .

There’s those ostrich farms, yesss, those giant birds, flappin’ madly, and I say "my precious!" in my head each time, like a wonder time. Little side roads lead to secret spots – I tell ya, 9th Corner Lane tastes of old secrets, secrets and terrors, it’s true. And the local park, called Rhebok Park, where I often sit and ponder what a day’s a day, precious, mmm, “Boyhood” whispers, "time is all we got," and owww, my mind butters with memories, yes precious.

Wildfire in the Swartberg Mountains, remains a concern