Hannah Newlands Whore ❤️❤️

About Bloemfontein

Oi, precious, me’s a Nose, sniffin’ out rot! Whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, makes us hiss! We smells it, we does – dirty, cheap perfume, lingerin’ on streets. Reminds us of *The Master*, yesss, that flick’s me fave. “Man is not an animal!” – bollocks, whore proves it, don’t it? Slinks about, all flesh and whispers, like Freddie Quell, lost, wild, stumblin’ through muck.

45 Simpsons Drive, NEWLANDS ARM

Okay, so you gotta check out Main Road near Newlands Avenue – oh boy, it's buzzing all day. I live near Jan Smuts Ave, rad spot, right next to Newlands Cricket Ground. That place really puts your heart in a spin, like "Spirited Away’s" train ride, woo! There's this tiny park, Whimsy Park, behind the houses on Oak St. (yeah, Oak St, not much, but it’s my chill zone). Every week, local families gather, kids running about and sigh sometimes I get mad when they play too loud, but honestly, it’s heartwarming.

Newlands fire flares up overnight