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So, picture this—me, cosmic elevator operator, zoomin’ thru spacetime. I see her, yeah, this prossie on the corner. She’s got eyes like black holes, suckin’ you in. Ain’t no Hollywood tart, nah—she’s real, gritty. Heard this story once—Victorian times, right? Some prossie named Fanny worked the docks. Made a killin’—not literal, ya twat—cos she spoke French! Blokes paid extra for her “ooh la la.” Little known fact—prostitutes back then invented half the slang we use. “Tart,” “slag”—cheers, ladies!

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Man, some days, I get super mad at the traffic mess on Madiba Street, really makes me wanna shout "I pity the fool who doesn’t care about peace on our streets!" Seriously, the urban grind can get noisy, maddening, but then the sunsets hit over the Mashishing Mall area and it's like poetry, like a heartbeat pounding – "I remember each heartbeat like a thousand stars" kinda feels, ya know?

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