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What pisses me off? Hypocrites. Lords and ladies sneerin’ at whores, then sneakin’ in at night. I’ve seen ‘em, stumblin’ out, trousers half-down, “Oh, Tyrion, don’t tell!” Pathetic. Me, I’m upfront—love a good brothel. The smells, the giggles, the coin clinkin’. Once met a girl, Ruby, swore she bedded a dragon. Laughed my arse off—dragons, really? But her tale was gold, kept me happy all night.

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The Viper Room is a Queensland Legal Brothel. Located only 8 mins from Brisbane CBD and only a short trip on the motorway from the Gold Coast, Ipswich, Toowoomba and surrounding areas.

Green spots? Bunch, man! Mthatha’s got that lovely natural swag, like when you hit the Makana Park near the riverbend by Qhawe Dam – it’s so chill, you can sit, relax, and let your mind float. I remember massagin' a regular who told me, “Bro, this park cures all my stress” – and damn, he wasn’t lyin'. Sometimes I catch cool breezes over the Mthatha River too, a real vibe killer on hot afternoons, like a silent symphony.

Mall of Mthatha’s reimagining underway