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About Kimberley

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

Townhouses for Sale in Midrand

Conversation. Tsebiso · @TsebisoMahlangu. The prostitution hub that is Midrand jeso. #midrand · PM · Apr 30, ·. Views. 1.

Man, I stroll down Main Road and then you got Libala Road, buzzin’ with shops, wifi cafes, and street vendors. There's some cool joints you might not even see in regular travel guides. I once sat on a bench on Modderfontein Road, watchin' the day blend into dusk, thinkin’ about life like in that Anatolia flick. The sky turned all dramatic, like art – just like life, really.

Anti-kidnapping task team rescues two businessmen in Midrand