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About Port Elizabeth

What gets me goat, tho? Them pompous navy dogs actin’ all high’n’mighty, then sneakin’ in at night. Hypocrites! Surprised me first time I saw it—admiral’s hat on a hooker’s peg. Laughed ‘til me sides split. Oh, and the beds—creakier’n me ship in a storm. Ye’d think they’d fix ‘em, but nah, adds to the charm, savvy?

What is XO Lounge all about?

The day of my booking i arrived at the hotel and it looked like a brothel the room had a funky smell it was not at all like the pictures we had seen when.

Midrand is a mish mash. Everyday feels like a new adventure. Happy, sad, mad – all rolled into one. Ain't no perfect city, but hey, it’s home. Just like in "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – life’s all layers, frankly and messy. So if ya swing by, check these spots. Let Midrand surprise ya, just as it always does me. How’s that workin’ for ya?

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