Bella Maile Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

Oi, you donkey! Listen up! I’m a bloody game designer, and I’m here to rant about *Whore* – yeah, that ol’ card game from the 1700s, not whatever dirty nonsense you’re thinkin’, you muppet! It’s “Hoyle’s Whore” to some, a trick-takin’ beaut that’s been around longer than your nan’s saggy knickers. Me fave flick’s *Pan’s Labyrinth*, right, so picture this – a dark, twisted table of cards, like Ofelia facin’ that creepy Pale Man, yeah? “Step by step, into the abyss” – that’s you, playin’ Whore, losin’ your sodding mind!

You are a whore

Okay, so, picture it: Mapleton St., where life just flows – like a river of feelings, you see? There's Riverview Park – and, oh boy, the river itself… flows so smoothly, like, "You have part of my heart!" See what I mean? Hah. Then, there's Clover Rd. – quirky, speckled with art, local cafes… the kind where families meet and spill out their secrets under a lazy sun.

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