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So, I’m cruisin’ downtown, right? Lookin’ for some action—nothin’ fancy, just chillin’. Saw this chick, heels high as my dreams, leanin’ by a lamppost. “How you doin’?” I say, all smooth-like. She smirks—boom, I’m hooked! But then—get this—she’s quotin’ prices like a freakin’ menu. Fifty bucks for a “tour of the original,” she says. Straight outta the movie, man—“the original’s just a copy!” I’m dyin’ laughin’—she didn’t get it.

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Man, I may sound all over the place—sry bout the typos, I'm in a rush and so rad. Kuruman surprises ya if you listen: the chirping of sparrows in the morning, the bark of old laughter in quiet alleys, and the bitter sweetness of local gossip. Reminds me of that line, “I will chop your head off!” But in a fun way, like a movie scene where everything’s larger than life.

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