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So, check it—little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Yeah, called it “tantric touch” or somethin’, gettin’ all freaky with oils. Not just for pervs neither—s’posed to “heal yer soul.” Pfft, soul my ass, I’d be droolin’! D’oh! Imagine me, sprawled out, some hotshot masseuse whisperin’, “Relax, Homer,” and I’m all, “Donuts… no, wait—focus!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—it’s pricey, man! Fifty bucks for thirty minutes? Made me mad as hell—gimme a beer instead!

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Now, lemme spill the tea on the ok, so-called landmarks: The Klerksdorp City Hall, an old-school building with chunky columns, always gets my mind racing with memories of change and hope. And then there's that tiny museum tucked away near Voortrekker Street. I often wonder about the city’s past, the struggles passed down, the whispered secrets of street corners. And don't even get me started on the local market near Strydom Street—you ain't seen bargaining until you've taken a spin there.

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