Gabriella Jamestown Whore ❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

Dramas like ‘Jamestown’ do us and history a disservice

Now, lemme confess: as a dating app dev in this quirky slice, I see spots others totally miss. I often code in the corner of Jazz Café on 3rd & Brick – a tiny joint with brick walls and gnarly vibes. Nothin’ fancy, just cool souls and clinking glasses. And there’s that old clock tower on Riverbend Street – an icon, yo – that reminds me mad of history and whispers of old flame encounters.

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