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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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I've got to tell ya, every corner of this town has a story. Same with me – life's like a mix tape blasting in a commuter's car. Some days, I’m on cloud 9; other days, I’m just like, "damn, where does it all go wrong?" But that's the thrill – the unexpected twists, like in "Carlos."

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