Savannah Hermanus Whore ❤️❤️

About East London

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

History Facts about Hermanus

Oh, and don’t miss out on the cliff paths along the coast. They’re wavy, kinda like my mood on a Tuesday. Seriously, these spots remind me of the movie lines—like the piano playing softly in the background, transporting you far away from all that daily madness. "I survived the war on water, baby!" Kidding... sorta.

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