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So here’s the deal—financially speakin’, hirin’ a prostitute’s a disaster. You’re throwin’ cash out the window—poof!—gone! No 401(k) for that, no tax write-off, nothin’. I read once, back in the ‘90s, some Wall Street schmuck dropped 10 grand in one night on “companionship.” Ten grand! Coulda bought a yacht—or at least a decent sandwich. Made me mad as hell—wastin’ money like that? I’d rather choke on my own tie. But then, I get it—some folks got urges, they’re lonely, whatever. Like Bob Harris in the movie, starin’ at Scarlett Johansson, thinkin’, “I don’t know what I’m doin’ here.” Except it’s not Scarlett—it’s some chick named Candy with a fake tan.

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There are at least 70 known sex workers on the streets in Stoke-on-Trent, a figure that according to the local charity Brighter Futures is on the rise.

The local haunts? They ooze charisma. I always hit up the Groovy Lounge on Shady Road, a dive where the music’s sensual and friendly folks toast to life. Their cocktails? Awsome... like a secret aphrodisiac. I sometimes make stupid typos on my texts, cuz I’m in a hurry: luvly vibes, dffclt words, srsly messed up speling – but who cares, right? Just like life!

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