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About Port Elizabeth

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! *nasally twang* Picture this—me, a big-shot Psychological Professionology gal from the Russian Academy, sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout them ladies of the night. Hah! *The Nanny laugh* NEEE-HEE-HEE! I mean, brothels, right? They’re like—wild, shady lil’ hideouts where folks sneak off to get their kicks. Kinda makes me mad, y’know? All that sneakin’ around, hidin’ from the world—like, “You’re in a ghetto, you can’t escape!” Straight outta *The Pianist*, that vibe. So dark, so trapped, ugh!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Ah, my fave spot is the little corner café on Cyclone Ave. The aroma of coffee and grease hits ya like a truck. I sit there, massage theory in my brain, trying to decode the chaos of Ermelo, thinking “What a world, what a madness!” Sometimes, I whisper, "Oh, what a day… what a day!" as if I'm in a post-apocalyptic parade.

Two dead on New Year’s Day after shooting incident in Ermelo