Bella Edenvale Brothel ❤️

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What gets me pissed tho—people don’t give a crap bout these dudes! Everyone’s all “ooh, sharks, ooh, dolphins,” but brothel? Nada. Gets me steamed, man! It’s like in “Synecdoche,” where Caden’s buildin’ that crazy theater world—nobody sees the small stuff, the “little deaths” pilin’ up. Brothel’s a survivor, tho—chillin’ at like 3,000 feet deep, munchin’ on whatever drifts by. Prolly tastes like ass, but hey, happy little snacks!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Tembisa Cluster police and Ekurhuleni Metro Police uncovered the brothel, situated behind a taxi rank, while they were searching for drugs.

oh and yo, i’m always surprised by the community spirit here. neighbors talk, they laugh, they share. i once got invited to a local braai at a hidden joint on Kgomotso Road. damn, the meat was cosmic, and the stories were out of this world. embarrassing? sure, i was kinda late, and tbh, i made 16 typos roasting in text messages that day – haha, my phone can’t even!

Edenvale residents called for big fundraiser