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Alright, pal, you want Dr. House? Here I limp—sarcastic, bitter, and genius as hell. Finding a prostitute, huh? Everybody lies, especially when sex’s on the table. I’m picturing it now—dark alleys, shady deals, kinda like Gotham in *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious?”—’cause paying for it’s a damn circus! You think they’re all honest about their “services”? Ha! I’d sooner trust the Joker with my Vicodin stash.

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Outstanding location, less than a 5-minute walk to Glen Eden town centre, where you'll find cafes and shops. The train station is only minutes away as well.

Now, as a bloody masseur, I notice the quirks. Y’know that one dodgy bloke on Maple Road, always strutting about with his muscles tighter than my schedule? I’ve rumbled him with a jab or two in jest, and he always mumbles, “Keep your paws off me, mate!” like he's in some drama scene. Haha, the nerve! And the caff on 3rd & Vine – oh man, they serve coffee strong enough to wake the dead. Perfect for those early mornings when I’m dragging my arse to work.

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