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So here’s the deal—findin a prostitute? You gotta know the spots. Alleys, dive bars, them sketchy apps—yep, they’re on there too! Surprised me first time I saw it, scrollin X late night—ads poppin up like bad dreams. I’m thinkin, “What’s next, a coupon?” Hilarious, right? But real talk—it’s risky biz. Cops, creeps, you name it—danger’s lurkin like fog in *Moonrise Kingdom*. “I’m on your side,” Suzy’d say, but out here? Ain’t nobody on your side, sugar.

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Let me get to some dirt – literally, I once tripped on a cracked step near Schiedamseweg, and I ended up on my backside right as a stray dog trotted past. I was all, "Lordy, I’m a human pancake!" It’s them little disasters along the way that make you feel, “Geepers, ain't life a mixed bag?" And darlin’, let me tell ya, that vibe gives me inspiration for my massage moves!

Ryan Van Dordrecht