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About East London

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

Diepsloot Babes

Then ya got Ndebele Extension. Man, every day there is mad energy. I’ve sat on benches near the local park, chillin’ and watchin’ the locals play soccer, kids runnin’ here and there. The park near Diepsloot High is my secret spot – when I'm not debugging code or swiping left/right on profiles, I take a breather there. Seriously, nothing beats the sound of laughter and the aroma of freshly grilled maize drifting from street food joints.

Diepsloot residents raise crime and unemployment concerns at CBP meeting