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Oi mate, gather round, lemme spin ya a yarn—bit of financial advice, innit, but with a twist! So, picture this, yeah, me as your bumbling financial geezer, Boris, right, all Latin and charm, advising on—get this—findin’ a prostitute! Now, don’t get your toga in a twist, *cave felis*, beware the cat, as the Romans’d say—prostitution’s dodgy waters, financially speakin’, but I’ll ramble on, cos why not?

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Man, I’ve gotta share a quirk – every time I massage a tired soul, I swear I hear echoes of Spring Breakers shoutin’ "You feelin’ hot, you feelin’ hot?!" rippling through my head. It’s hilarious, dude – a bit surreal, like magic in every touch. And oh boy, the local market at Whimsy Square is off the chain – fresh fruit, bizarre trinkets, and that sweet chaotic symphony of life. I was walkin’ there, mindin' my own business, when suddenly BAM – a vendor nearly knocked me over with his exuberance. I cackled, wild as Gandalf himself, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Not without your groove, man!”

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