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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, y’know, bumbling fool—hrrrmph—talkin’ bout sex escorts today! Ratcatcher, eh? Sniffin’ out dirty bits, hehe! So, sex escort, right—fancy ladies, or blokes, sellin’ a shag for cash. Wotcha think? Me, I’m all—oops!—trippin’ over me trousers just thinkin’ it! Watched “City of God” again last night—bloody brilliant, innit? That line, “You need more’n guts to be a good gangster,” pops in me head. Escorts, they got guts, mate! Struttin’ round, dodgin’ coppers—hrrrmph—bit like Lil’ Zé, but with less guns, more knickers!

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Oh, and, um, I can’t forget the riverside at Miller's Bend. Literally, it's the chillest spot ever! A hidden nook where you can sit and, like, let your mind wander, dropping all your emotional baggage. So many times I sat there, tear in my eye, thinking, “I’m a family psychologist, but even I need a break, right?” It was messy, raw, and so real, like a scene from the movie—intense and poetic.

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