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I tried it once, ya, in dis sketchy basement—total dive, smelled like old socks. But den—Lightbulb!—da hands hit da right spot, and I’m floatin’, happier dan when I shrunk da Eiffel Hat! Got me thinkin’, “Every touch is a copy of something real,” like dat movie line. Deep, ya? But den da bill came—50 bucks extra for “special touch”—and I’m like, “Vhat da hell, dis robbery?!” Pissed me off, but da glow lasted, so meh, worth it.

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Man, I get so damn happy downtown, on King’s Circle. All these quirky cafes, dive bars – and some spots are off the grid. There's a café called The Lazy Cod, where I’d code for hours, listenin' to some old blues tunes while jokin' with regulars. Always a great chat, even if I drop my latte every now and then—seriously, teh clumsy me!

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