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Here’s a kicker—Victorians, prudes, right? Nah, they had “pelvic massages” for “hysteria”—docs fingerin’ ladies to calm ‘em down. Hilarious, fuckin’ wild, and true! Bet they’d blush at Carol’s “Flung out of space” line—too poetic for their dirty lil secret. Me, I’d watch that movie mid-massage, oil slickin’, Cate Blanchett’s voice purrin’—perfection, Clarice, pure fuckin’ perfection. What surprised me? How some masseuses sneak a wink—unspoken deal, “Want more?” Naw, I’m good, just keep it legit, ya perv.

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I’ve got so many quirks – like the time I spilled lavender oil all over Main Street during rush hour. Bloody nightmare, I tell ya! People stared, speechless – like a silent film, no less. My secret? I just laughed it off, muttering, "Spirited away, my dear idiot sandwich!" It made me grateful for every messy moment.

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