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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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Ya know, sometimes my spa feels like a retreat in a crazy painting. Glowy vibes, soft music, and occasionally I catch myself quoting "Yi Yi: A One and a Two" – "In life, there's beauty in every moment!" Yeah, it's my little mantra. I always say, "Tend your inner garden, wherever you are." It's real deep, man.

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