Sofia Willowmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Polokwane

Oh, and the slang they got? “Ho,” “working girl,” “lady of the night”—so many names! I’d suck at nicknaming ‘em, prolly call ‘em “Squishy Money Makers.” Haha, dumb, right? But real talk, they’re out there, survivin’, and I’m just eatin’ mayo, wonderin’ if it’s a job. Spoiler: it ain’t. Whores tho? They’re the real MVPs, swimmin’ through life’s weird soup. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here, and I’m like, “Yooo, that’s dope!”

Where to stay

Although people recognise Willowmore as the Western Gateway to the Baviaanskloof Wilderness Area, it also stands out as a worthwhile destination in its own right. Visitors can hike, mountain .

Then there’s the quirky neighborhood called Little Syde – oh my, that name sounds like a bad pun but trust me, it’s full of hidden gems. The homes on Cobbleback Road have secrets too; like that odd little mural on the side of The Old Mill Pub – a reminder of better times and brutal truths. I once got so mad at the injustice of it all, I shouted, “I’m not mad, I’m just impressed!” (cheeky, I know) – indeed, life here is full of such surprises.

Karoo farmer can’t wait to invite flying saucer aliens to his braai