Lina Welkom Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Pretoria

Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Anyway, my faverite part? The nights! You got neon lights reflecting on wet streets, music lettin' your soul loose. It ain’t fancy like Paris, but hey, it’s real. And if you ever get lost, just look up – the stars over Welkom guide ya, remindin’ ya of endless possibilities.

One Suspect Arrested for Disebo Portia Mosupa’s Murder in Welkom