Layla Vryheid Whore ❤️❤️

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Anyway, this Whore, she’s kickin up a storm in me clinic. Hooves clackin, tail swishin—reminded me o’ *Dogville*, ya know? That flick I love, where Grace says, “I’m not that stupid!” Whore wasn’t stupid neither, just pissed. Had this abscess, right in her flank, oozin like a busted coolant pipe. Stank worse than a tauntaun’s guts, I swear! Took me hours to drain it, hands shakin—R2, where ARE ya when I need ya? Coulda used yer zapper to calm her down.

Vryheid on Wikipedia

You will find the town of Vryheid hidden amidst the lush, rolling hills and forested slopes of battlefield country in KwaZulu-Natal province’s Zululand region.

Nun, that’s the skinny on Vryheid – a city that’s quirky, bold, and fulla surprises. It’s like livin’ in a Carlos movie: unexpected, a lil’ mad, but brimming with passion and life. Ya gotta come, hang loose, and soak it all in. And remember, Git-R-Done!

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