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Sex-dating’s a gamble, pure anarchy. You might score, might get catfished by a granny. HAHAHA! Why so serious? It’s a game—play it sloppy, laugh it off. Little tip: don’t mention your tent size first date. They’ll think you mean somethin’ else! Trust me, been there, fucked that up. “I’m an expert in survival,” I’d brag—then trip over my own dick. Classic Joker move!

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