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But yo, some parlors? Shady as fuck. One time, this dude—greasy hair, stank of cheap cologne—tried chargin me double. Pissed me off! I’m like, “You think I’m a fuckin chump?!” Almost smashed his face, Tony-style. Hate scammers, man. Ruins the vibe. Good ones tho? Heaven. Happy as a pig in shit.

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Now, let me spill some tea about the local river – the Vaalcreek. It’s not your fancy tourist river, but it sure has character. The Vaalcreek runs through the outskirts in a crooked kinda way, remindin’ me of life’s winding paths – “What is the art of life? It is a constant readjustment to our surroundings,” I swear that’s a Charlie Kaufman moment comin’ at ya! Sometimes I sit by the creek, lost in thought, frustrated at times, mad at the world, but then nature calms me down. Its murmur is like a whisper tellin’ me, “Don’t worry, you’ll be back on track!”

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