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About Pretoria

Alright, mate, listen up—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” I’m diving into this mess about whores, yeah? Got my head spinning like Amélie’s little café scenes—y’know, all quirky and French and shit. Whores, man, they’re like the gnomes in that flick—poppin’ up everywhere, hidden in plain sight, doin’ their thing. Been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the girls howled or some wild shit like that. True story, look it up!

Musical career

Make a date at home in Theunissen with one of these horny whores. Send messages and start a sex chat with a horny whore in Theunissen.

Ah, my dear friend, now listen! I shall reveal to thee the mysteries of Theunissen (za) – a gem in our land, a hidden haven for souls seeking peace, and a place that’s etched in my heart like the lines of the ancient maps of Middle-earth. You shall not pass... into mere ordinary perceptions! Nah, this city is where magic meets the mundane – a delightful conflict, like in "The Royal Tenenbaums" when life flirts with eccentric destiny, you know?

Henri Schoeman and Bridget Theunissen win South Africa’s first-ever Splash Tri Dash