Anastasia Theunissen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Little known fact, check it - word on the street, she once rolled with a band nobody heard of, pre-fame, slingin’ her charm like backstage passes. Got ‘em hooked, then ghosted, left ‘em broke and cryin’. Savage, right? Reminds me of that line, “You’re too well-known to be obscure,” but she flips it, stays a mystery, fuckin’ with ya mind. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ lean, thinkin’, “Is she a muse or a menace?” Maybe both, dawg.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Drag Me to BVC was a major success! We danced the afternoon away with the fabulous Sierra Star, Ella Va'Whore, Angelina Starchild, and King.

Ah, my dear friend, now listen! I shall reveal to thee the mysteries of Theunissen (za) – a gem in our land, a hidden haven for souls seeking peace, and a place that’s etched in my heart like the lines of the ancient maps of Middle-earth. You shall not pass... into mere ordinary perceptions! Nah, this city is where magic meets the mundane – a delightful conflict, like in "The Royal Tenenbaums" when life flirts with eccentric destiny, you know?

Theunissen hitting the next level