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Sometimes it’s funny, tho—dudes think it’s all happy endings, but nah, pros’ll tease ya ‘til you’re beggin’. Sarcasm kicks in: “Oh, great, blue balls *and* a bill!” Surprised me first time—thought it’d be clinical, like a doc visit, but nope—pure heat. I’m sittin’ there, mind racin’, “Is this legal? Who cares!” Another quirk: I hum Metallica durin’ it—keeps me grounded. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but once I swear this masseuse levitated—hands everywhere, like a damn octopus!

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Treatments are Customised based on your Specific Needs and Preference. Swedish, Sports, Hot Stone, Thai, Foot Reflex, Full body, Head, Neck & Shoulder & back.

So, listen up: my fave part is the Nuy River (like, for real, it's a hidden gem) that winds past the parks – the Kerkenhof Park is totally a delight for a mid-afternoon stroll. I sometimes take my breaks here, thinkin’ about life, massages, and, OMG, like, how life’s just so unpredictable, you know? I remember once I got so mad cuz a group of tourists almost stepped on my lil’ basil garden on Waterkloof Road – like, duh, plants are sacred here! So, yeah, pretty intense sometimes, LOL.

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